If you ask an English person what the best thing about being English is, chances are they'll say the sense of humour.
Ask a fat chick the same question and you'll get the same answer.
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Clive_W
I can kill a man with my bare hands.
playstion-playa
Apart from Thailand I haven't been with a girl. And I'm not 100% she was a girl.
De-frag44
I can make you happy. I know about computers
Da-shiznit112
If you looked in my bag you'd find: Cologne, my wallet, some chewing gum, children's shoes, roofies, oh and some sunglasses.
Oxford_grad1999
When I was at Oxford, my Oxford chums said I was the wittiest Oxford Student at Oxford
Hot_cross_buns99
Don't let the diabetes fool you, I'm as fit as a thirty nine year old
Lactose_free09
I've not got much upper body strength so you might need to go on top for a bit
Lad_99
If you like cheese, you'll love me.
Time_bandit24/5
If you spent an hour with me: It'd make the other 22 all worthwhile.
Grandmaster2012
I'm like Kasparov's Opening Gambit. Beautiful, but deadly
the_angel_of_death49
You'll like it with me because: I won't make a sound. I won't even move if you don't want me to
Dr-giggles
Fill in the blanks. "Holding hands" is sexy, "A serious discussion on megapixels" is sexier.
Clayton
Jazz is my first love, but there's more than enough of me to go around
Jeremy19
I'm confident you'll be satisfied. I've measured myself.
Pubboy916
I am looking for a lion tamer because I am an animal.
Da-strain22
I can offer you my love and all the money I have in the bank
1 comment:
My friend,
I know not your name, but whatever it is the word "Sir" should be placed before it, that is if Knighthood wasn't so hideously a typically British a thing. Britons congratulating Britons on being British - have you ever heard of something so absurd? It's just a little unfortunate that other parts of the world are catching on, now. Not that real people ever take note of Knighthood, really. Perhaps you should consider calling yourself Duke of the World. Your blog is legendary, your views not without merit of the highest degree, and even more entertaining than the British people themselves. And to all the Brits out there....condolences.
:-D
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