The Truth

From the New England Journal of Medicine.

Jan 6,1988 Genetic discovery of Britishism in Infants; A Brit is made when a portion of sperm, while traveling out of the end of a penile tube, is contaminated with a streak of urine found dangling at the end of it.

This contamination, at the very core of the genetic material, affects every stage forward, from the impregnation of the egg, through into the womb and on into the birth. It is the single reason why British people can’t tan, why the women’s thighs are filled with wet newspapers and why the men suffer so large a percentage of microorchidism.

There you have it.
Science never lies.

Oh, here's a link to the micro orchid thing... http://www.medterms.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=11662