10. The Big Book of British Smiles (that don't make you want to puke).
9. English women who don't induce impotence.
8. The Good Food Guide (UK edition)
7. Great British Lovers.
6. The census figures of British males who have had sex in the past 12 months.
5. Great Tube travel stories 4. Current statistics outlining national UK soap usage.
3. UK men not currently under investigation for child porn.
2. Number of brits who weren’t anally violated in grade school
AND the all time number one SMALLEST book in the world…
1. A pop up book featuring a full length photo of the British penis.
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Is it true that the most popular sex position in Britain is the "Drunken Brit position"?
I.e. you and your partner half naked, fast asleep, drooling on top of each other...
That is a widely believed misconception about British sexuality. Various studies have concluded that the predominant sex act of British men AND women, is masturbation. In fact, British men and women (or wankers as the technical definition would hold) are the biggest users of online pornography in the world, out monkey spanking the Germans, the French, the US and indeed all of Asia, Africa and the Middle East. I contend that most pregnancies in the UK occur as a result of a british woman masturbating on a toilet seat that has inadvertandly captured some limey spunk and the persistent little sperm has, (with it's stain of urine and bleach) swum the long, scaley journey into her egg. Hence, the reason why the British genetic code is so steadfastly icky. I hope this answers your question, and thank you for visiting this site.
Bleedin' maav'lous, inni'!
Thank you for enlightening a curious Swede like me!
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