Faces of Britain

The vast majority of people in Britain look the way a fart smells. Which is to say, recoilingly ugly.This wouldn't be so bad, after all, the same can be said of some parts of India and they're still a very lovely people.

However, what the British lack is the kind of easy going, affable personality that helps offset the facial aesthetics. Brain damaged soccer fans at the poor end. Inflexible tedious monarchists at the rich. And mn between a twittering pustule of bitter middle classers.

So what you end up with is a series of truly enormous group who are unbarably belligerant and yet gaspingly unattractive. The ugly chick without the nice personality.

And yes there are ugly people everywhere. I'm sure if you looked hard enough you could find a few uglies from NYC. But guys, seriously...there's ugly and then there's circus ugly. And this place would Barnum & Bailey to shame. Take a gander below. Guaranteed 100% British.